Dramatis Personae
-- In no particular Order --
Arthur M. Playright, The Playwright
Author Playwrong, The Playwright's double
Glutomus Maximus Cant, The Logician
Glutomus Minimus Kan, The Poet
Zeus Nova, The Son
Diana, The Daughter
Rock Stone, The Hero
J.C. Whitey, The Villain
Eve, The Teacher
Atom, The Student
The Prophet
I.M. Alman, The Man
Sam Bucket, The Waiter
Dwight, The Wicked Witch of the NNE
Oliver, The Wicked Witch of the SSW
Woodrow, The Wicked Witch of the WSE
Nick, The Wicket Which of the ENW
John, The Head Witch
The Great Dane, The Ghost of Hamlet’s Brother in Law
The Lessor BritThe Ghost of Willy
Louis La Blanque
The Wayfarer
The Soothsayer
Norman Vincent Sheen, The Iconoclast
A Cop
A Blind Man
Tom Swift
A Pseudo-Greek Chorus of Bartenders
Others as needed or not